honk! anal joy

When you can’t seem to get the mistletoe berries out of the bottle

You shake it around and three fall out.

You only needed two.

Slytherin.

I can dig it tbh. Not exactly what I was shooting for, but eh.

I’m DustAsphodel82; if you’re looking for people to add, go for it, else I’ll drown in a pool of loneliness.

this is me loving my pottermore username

I know some people got shitty ones and that sucks and all, but.

DustAsphodel82.

7 books, 7 days, 7 chances

7 dents in your fingers from pounding F5.

Pottermore just accepted my email.

guys

i be goin to hogwarts.

ADSJKNBJKDNJDL.

I’ve tried 4 different internet browsers for Pottermore.

IE, why do I even keep you?

Firefox, you disappoint me.

PROBLEM, CHROME?

Opera…. Yeah, no.