February 2012
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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glad you came is on the radio and even though cough syrup is amazing
i’m still slightly butthurt
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in 6th grade my friend and i made eharmony accounts because we were single
i’m still single so maybe i should salvage that username and password
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nutmeg-andcolfer:
duranduranderson:
what if he forgets the words and kermit gives him a look
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tyler oakley
can’t wait for my basic ass to write a paragraph on chris colfer for my essay on breaking out of small town life tomorrow
q-fabrays:
if you’re driving to a wedding and chapel of love starts playing get the hell out of your car ok
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rainsw6:
chrscolfr:
i just noticed brittany’s hair is stuck to blaine’s gel helmet during the fly performance i cA CN tla sotp la uGIHNG
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
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“And I dig the homosexuals.”
– Darren fucking Criss (x)
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codons:
It was all because of your because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
just starting reading everyday on the gkm and i’m having a severe emotional reaction meaning i’m going to grab a hot pocket and come back later.
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blaine: restore me restore life
me: CRYSTAL ME CRYSTAL LIGHT